Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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