Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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