Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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