forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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