The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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