Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
That accounts for only three of the penises
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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