how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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