Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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