yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
