do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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