Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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