Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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