how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I am one with the molecules
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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