so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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