I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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