Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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