Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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