Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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