Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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