I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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