Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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