I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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