yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
