Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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