I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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