i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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