Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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