yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
