so that wasnt chicken after all
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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