Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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