AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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