A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Four minutes until I can fart!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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