There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no, he came in my armpit
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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