i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He uses pillows to masturbate.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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