I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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