His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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