He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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