we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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