We named our party play list daddy issues
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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