Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm at about main and main street
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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