everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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