She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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