Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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