so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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