Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
And then he peed in my hair
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