i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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