let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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