quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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