And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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