Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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